everyredqueen:

“one day we’ll be friends,” i whisper to myself as i continue to not talk to you and instead stalk you silently on my dash.

wow i am on a roll tonight look at all these superbs i’m getting on this game

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john and dave on parenting

striderprovider:

They are never invited to parent teacher conferences again. 

i’m gonna play rhythm heaven fever that’s always fun \m/

Holden Caulfield: Hey I just met you
Holden Caulfield: and this is crazy
Holden Caulfield: but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
Holden Caulfield: so don't even call me, you're a phony

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